Showing posts with label monster energy drink. Show all posts
Showing posts with label monster energy drink. Show all posts

Monday, April 27, 2015

Gamer's stamina potion (Energy Drink mix 22)

Gamer's stamina potion 







    As many of my friends know, I love gaming. From playing Smite to playing DnD with my friends, I never get tired of it. So in dedication for these long years playing games with my friends I decided to make several potions that are meant for Gamers around the world. The first potion was originally going to be a mana potion but backfired rather quickly so instead I named it the Gamer's stamina potion and I guarantee that this will taste way better then those WOW potions blizzard sold. A word of warning if you use powerade powder with the drink  it will react to the monster the same way mentos and coke does.  Enjoy. 

Cost: ~ $4 to $6

What you need for a liter:
  • 12floz of blue Powerade.
  • 12floz of blue monster energy drink
  • 34floz of Mnt.Dew voltage
How to make:
  1. Find a 1 liter bottle with a cap
  2. Pour the blue Powerade until the bottle is half-empty
  3. Then pour half of the blue monster energy drink
  4. Then fill the rest of the bottle with Mnt.Dew voltage
  5. Cap the drink 
  6. Refrigerate it for at least an hour
  7. Enjoy.


Danger level: 6/10
Awesomeness level: 9/10


*Please drink responsibly* 







Monday, March 2, 2015

Original Concussion Grenade (energy drink mix 21)


Original Concussion Grenade (energy drink mix 21)

   I originally thought it would be best just to remove the original recipe from entirely from my recipe book mostly because the main ingredient I put in it was Vault as well as I thought I would put some idiot in the hospital because he or she chugged it like it was the water from the fountain of youth. I digress, I not only realize that things can be replaced but I think its been enough time to post the now untested version onto the web; However, I will one more time that this drink is very powerful so please use caution when drinking. Unlike the banneling acid with hooks, its not the noxious gas that might kill you its the fact its a possibly delicious sugar overload concoction also I say untested because I have yet to try out the new ingredients for it. So take that with a grain of salt if you would.I will label what I have added to replace lost content as (new).

Cost: Guesstimating at most $20

Recipe: 
  • A resealable can of  16 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink (Blue).
    • Please make sure it is partially filled at least 1/4 of the way.
  • 2/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink (Green)
  • 1/5 of Orange or Apple Juice
  • 1/5 of Zero Ultra Monster energy (white)(new)
  • 10 squirts of a small bottle of POM pomegranate juice liquid water enhancer (purple-ish)
  • 1 can of  coke-cola (red)
  • Crushed smarties(new)
  • Red bull: red edition(new) 
  • 1 bag of lifesavers or skittles (taste the rainbow)
  • 1 roll of duck-tape (no, I am not kidding)
  • Optional: Vault energy drink (if you can find it)


How to make it:
  Making this drink requires patience and duck-tape. Why duck-tape...to preserve the energy drink mix and to prevent it from possibly imploding, or at least for your sake I hope it  doesn't implode in on itself. Now there is only a 90% it won't happen with this version of the Concussion Grenade, but there is a small chance so be careful. 
  1. The first step is to open the resealable can of  16 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink, and get rid of about 1/4 of the drink ( do not lose cap). 
  2. Than squirt about 10 drops of 10 squirts of a small bottle of POM pomegranate juice liquid water enhancer.
  3. Follow it up with 1/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink; just be careful when your pouring the amp into the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink. The reason is simple; this is the beginning of the where the monster might explode so be ready to close the drink as soon a possible or hover it over a sink.
  4. Then pour either 1/5 Orange Juice or Apple into the container. You only need a bit.
  5. When your done tap the can off with as much  coke-cola as possible.     
  6.  Seal the can up with the cap and duct-tape. Let the Concussion Grenade sit in the refrigerator for at least 12 hours. 
  7. When you are ready, grab your glass you wish to hold your beverage in and place a lifesavers, or a handful of skittles into the glass. 
  8. Once that task is complete, grab the Concussion Grenade from the fridge and pour it into your glass. 
  9. Finally, wait a few minutes and drink the Concussion Grenade for quite the bang!

Danger level: 9/10
Awesomeness level: 9/10


Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Bacchus wine (Energy drink mix 20)


Bacchus wine 

              I thought it would be best to start the new year with a fresh energy drink mix that should bring a bright smile to you. Bacchus wine is filled enough the tangy grape taste that you will explode with delight. This is another quick and easy energy drink mix that should be easy on the wallet and rich enough to help you celebrate the holidays with cheer.

Cost: $5 to $8

What you need for 2 liters:

  • 1 liter of grape soda
  • 1 8.4fl oz  of Red bull: blue edition
  • 1 24fl oz. of Rockstar punched: blue raspberry
  • Optional: a packet of skittles


How to make: 

  1. First get a 2 liter container or empty half a 2 litter bottle of grape soda
    • doesn't have to be exactly 1 liter of grape soda but has to be close enough.
  2. Pour the all of the Red bull: blue edition into the container
  3. Follow it up with the entire can of Rockstar punched: blue raspberry
  4. if you have skittles leave a handful into a class of your selection.
  5. Please enjoy.


Danger level:7.5
Awesomeness level: 7.5


*Please Drink responsibly*






Friday, November 8, 2013

Loki and Freya from Smite (energy drink mix 17)

       The Loki 






      When I first made this drink I thought it was going to be a dud. I really thought this would the worst energy drink mix ever because its combining soft mead with zero calorie monster. Its like dunking a ginger bread man into cream soda. IT ISN"T GOING TO TASTE GOOD! Than a friend at my college told me to ride it out, worst come to worse I could dump the drink out and pretend I never made it. 1 month later I displayed the drinks to my friends and it was a big hit. All of my friends there loved it,they couldn't get enough of it, heck I couldn't get enough. So I decided to take a quick picture in a nice secluded room  before dispensing of the remains.

Cost:$5-$15.

What you need for 24fl.oz:
  • 3/4 cup of honey
  • 1/4 teaspoon of cinnamon
  • 1/4 teaspoon of ginger
  • 1 slice of lemon
  • 1/8 teaspoon of nutmeg.
  • 2-3 cups of spring water
  • 1 16oz can of Monster Energy Zero Ultra

How to make: 
  1. Start by making the soft mead which is:
    1. 3/4 cup of honey.
    2. 1/4 teaspoon of cinnamon.
    3. 1/4 teaspoon of ginger.
    4. 1 slice of lemon.
    5. 1/8 teaspoon of nutmeg.
    6. Fill with spring water.
  2. Than let it sit in the fridge for a month.
  3. On the day you want to serve the energy drink pour the 16oz can of Monster Energy Zero Ultra into a glass of your choosing and fill it half-way. Than fill the other half with the soft mead.
  4. Attempt to drink in one shot to become immortal!
  5. Sit down and relax. Your not going anywhere anytime soon.

Danger level: 7.5/10
Awesomeness level: 8.5/10



Freya




            I really wanted to make this a separate energy drink mix but I could not do that in good conscious. So instead of thinking of this energy drink mix as a different drink think of it as a optional upgrade. Now the story of this drink is really simple. I was showing off the Loki to my friends and suddenly I saw one of my college friends eating skittles and it gave me an idea. I know Freya is not related to Loki in any way but the drink works so well and so do the colors.

Cost: $2-$5 extra.

      What you need 24 fl.oz.:

  •  The Loki (created before hand).
  •  Skittles.
  • Optional: Crushed Smarties.

How to make:
  1. Make the Loki.
  2. Add skittles.
  3. Optional: Add Crushed smarties.
  4. Give the drink a soft stir and enjoy.

Danger Level: 8/10
Awesomeness level: 9/10




*Please drink responsibly* 
*Do not let this drink  sit past 4-5 months*

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Thor from Smite (energy drink mix 17)

Thor from Smite




     
        Ever wanted to post a a fun energy drink and forget to take a photo of said drink to show that you made that drink....no? Well guess what happened to me. That is right I made this energy drink with my bare hands and wits only to forget to take a dang picture ;D.  Like I said in my last energy drink (http://monstermixing.blogspot.com/2013/07/odin-allfather-from-smite-energy-drink.html) I made a list of energy drinks meant for a popular MOBA game called smite preferably in the Norse pantheon, and by chance the next on the that list is Thor. When I made this drink I had to think, "What makes Thor, Thor?". The first things that came to mind were; Strong, boastful, and cranberries?? Yeah, I don't know why or how cranberries appeared but by the gods they made one of Hel of a impact. Now starting out you will have to make the non-alcoholic mead found in the Odin energy drink mix, so if you do not know how to make non-alcoholic mead I suggest you go there first. Now that we have that out of the way let's make a energy drink.


  What you will need:
  • At least 6-8 oz Pure Honey (20 fl oz bottle) or at least 18-24 oz of Pure Honey (1 liter)
  • 1/2 tsp. of Ginger
  • 1/4 of cinnamon (20 fl oz) or 1/2 cinnamon (1 liter)
  • 1/2 tsp.of nutmeg 
  • Fill the rest with spring water spring water
  • some kind of lid for your container
  • 1 16 fl oz of Green monster energy drink.
  • Cranberry Juice (any size, any kind)

How to make:

 1. Make the non-alcoholic mead with the cranberry juice with it in      the same type of bottle(s) listed in the Odin.
 2. Once done you MUST place the cranberry non-alcoholic mead         in the fridge. 

 3. Let it sit in the fridge for about a week. For the best results give        the container a good shake once every 12-14 hours. 

4. Now from here you can do three things with the Thor. 
    A: If there is room in the container pour all of the Green monster     energy drink into the mead and pour it into the same glass the           same day or the day after. DO NOT DRINK AFTER 48                   HOURS IT COULD DANGEROUS TOWARDS YOUR                   HEALTH. 

    B: Pour the mead into a small glass halfway, fill the other half           with Green monster energy drink, and stir.

   C: Pour the mead into a small glass and then bomb it with a              smaller glass when ready to consume drink.

 5. Sit back and enjoy your drink.


Awesomeness level: 7/10
Danger level: 8/10

*Please drink responsibly*

*Author's note: Please do not let the mead sit past 4-5 months or it could become alcoholic. Also all of my energy drink mix are not  health supplements. 


















Monday, July 15, 2013

Odin the Allfather from Smite (energy drink mix 16)


Odin the Allfather from Smite





      By shear coincidence I started to play the 3rd person f2p Moba game called Smite, a game where you control a god of your choice and fight other gods for fame and glory, at that same time a friend of mine was suggesting that I should try making some non-alcoholic Honey mead. Over some time I finally made several batches of Honey'd mead that I found outstanding. After drinking a liter or two I wondered if I could make a good energy drink mix out of  the Honey mead, so with my best friend and I as the guinea pigs, we tested energy drink mix after energy drink mix until we found a couple of energy drink recipes that suite our tastes. Now the only problem was deciding a name which was involved in a video game, be Norse, and had to make sense. Since I was playing Smite recently my best friend suggested that we name them after the Norse gods in Smite. With some reluctance I accepted his proposal and so here it is, a long line of non-alcoholic energy drink mixed with non-alcoholic mead centered around it. 

What you need for my  version of Honey mead:



  • At least 6-8 oz Pure Honey (20 fl oz bottle) or at least 18-24 oz of Pure Honey (1 liter)
  • 1/2 tsp. of Ginger
  • 1/4 of cinnamon (20 fl oz) or 1/2 cinnamon (1 liter)
  • 1/2 tsp.of nutmeg 
  • Fill the rest with spring water spring water
  • some kind of lid for your container
  • 1 16 fl oz of Green monster energy drink to make the Odin energy drink mix.
Cost: $15 or more depending on size 
How to make my Honey mead (step by step):
 1. Pour 1/2 tsp. of Ginger, 1/4 of cinnamon (20 fl oz) or 1/2 cinnamon (1 liter), 1/2 tsp.of nutmeg into the container of your choosing. 


 2. Then pour the suggest amount of honey listed above.

 3. Fill it nearly to the top with spring water and place the lid on top of your container. 

 4. Let it sit at room temperature for at least 3 days before drinking.

 5. When you think the mead is ready for consumption get out a small glass.

 6. Gently fill half of the glass with Honey mead.

 7. Gently stir or bomb the glass with Green monster energy drink mix.

 8. Once glass is nearly full sit back and enjoy. 




Awesomeness level: 6.5/10
Danger level: 5/10

*Please drink responsibly*

*Author's note: Please do not let the mead sit for over 5 months otherwise it could become alcoholic. 


Wednesday, May 22, 2013

The Baron Nashor buff from LOL (energy drink mix 15)


   The Baron Nashor buff from LOL



    This is a funny story...You see, I was planning to make the Ancient Golem blue buff from League of Legends for the next energy drink mix, but there was just one tiny little problem. The local store ran out of most of the material. Refusing to back away and try again I relished to attempt to make the energy drink mix with different materials. The energy drink mix I made was not even close to what I was hoping for...it was even better! The only problem is that I couldn't name it the Ancient Golem buff from LOL because the drink turned a natural royal purple color. So without question I brought my good buddy Steve over to test it with me, after a quick shot he stared at me with shock in his eyes and proclaimed, "This drink shall be called the Baron Nashor Buff!", and that is how this amazing drink came into existence. 

What you need for 1 liter: 

  • 2 8oz cans Blue edition red bull energy
  •  2  or 3 cans 16oz can Blue zero carb rock star energy drink
  • 1 can 16oz of absolute zero monster energy
  • 1 16 slot ice cube tray  
  • "kitty litter"( 1 small box of crushed nerd,  1 small roll of crushed smarties, and 2 teaspoons of  sugar)
  • optional: blue 5-gum peppermint
  • optional: blue assorted food coloring (if you want it to turn more purple-ish)
Cost: around $20 for one liter. 

How to make: Ok this could get confusing so I am simply ganna list what you should do.

     1.Grab the materials for the "kitty litter" and crush them into a fine powder. The easiest way is: to empty it all in a food storage bag,  get a rolling pin, and roll it back in forth into you get a nice powder. 
     
     2. Place a pinch-full of "kitty litter" into each slot of the ice cube tray.

     3. Then pour some 16oz of absolute zero monster energy into each slot of the ice cube tray. If you have        
      some 16oz of absolute zero monster energy left over either pour it in another ice cube tray or pour it into
      the 1 liter container that you are using. 

    4. Place the ice cube tray into the freezer and wait at least 6 hours.

    5. Meanwhile, pour 2-3 cans 16oz can Blue zero carb rock star energy drink into your 1 liter pitcher, and than pour the 2 cans of 8oz  Blue edition red bull energy. Then stir the energy drink mix.

    6. If the color is not satisfactory add some blue assorted food coloring and stir until your satisfied. 
    
   7. Place the energy drink mix into your fridge and leave it there until the ice is done. 

    8. When everything is ready, take out the frozen monster drink from the freezer and put at most two of     
     those ice cubes into a recommended  8oz glass.
   
    9.  Take out the energy drink mix from the fridge and pour it into the recommended  8oz glass.

   10. If you have blue 5-gum peppermint begin chewing it for at least 5 secs. and don't spit it out
         until it loses flavor.        

   11. Drink (if your chewing blue 5-gum peppermint drink while chewing it for a cool feeling).

Awesomeness level: OP/10 (9 out of 10)
Danger level: 8.5/10


*Please drink responsibly* 

*authors note: I added a cost list in order for people to be more efficient with their own money. 




    














Monday, February 4, 2013

Concussion Grenade (energy drink mix 11)


                                Concussion Grenade

   I was told I was a fool to make something like this. To make a drink so potent, that I nearly collapsed on the first glass. The  original Concussion Grenade was super-powerful so I decided to dumb it down a bit to make the same wonderful drink with just a little less punch. I might post the original recipe later in my blog, but for now this will have to do. Now before I continue...most of my previous drinks have been relatively in-expensive. This version of the Concussion Grenade is slightly different. This drink's average price total is about $16 on a good day; However, this is about half the price of the original ( which is another reason why I might post it later). Not to mention the energy drink mix, while delicious, packs a punch. So use caution when drinking.

Recipe: 
  • A resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink (Blue).
  • 1/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink (green)
  • 1/4 of a small bottle of POM pomegranate juice (purple-ish)
  • 1 can of diet coke-cola (grey)
  • 1 bag of lifesavers or skittles (taste the rainbow)
  • 1 roll of duck-tape (no, I am not kidding)


How to make it:
  Making this drink requires patience and duck-tape. Why duck-tape...to preserve the energy drink mix and to prevent it from possibly exploding, or at least for your sake I hope it  doesn't implode in on itself. Now there is only a 90% it won't happen with this version of the Concussion Grenade, but there is a small chance so be careful. The first step is to open the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink, and get rid of about 1/2 of the drink ( do not lose cap). Than open the small bottle of POM pomegranate juice and pour about 1/4 into the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink. Next follow it up with 1/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink; just be careful when your pouring the amp into the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink. The reason is simple; this is the beginning of the where the monster might explode so be ready to close the drink as soon a possible or hover it over a sink. When the 1/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink is finished pouring into the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink, tap the can off with as much diet coke-cola as possible. Now I know what your thinking, " Diet soda! You monster!".    I did to 1. Preserves the longevity of the drink, 2. makes the noxious gas more tolerable.  Seal the can up with the cap and duct-tape. Let the Concussion Grenade sit in the refrigerator for at least 12 hours. When you are ready, grab your glass you wish to hold your beverage in and place a lifesavers, or a handful of skittles into the glass. Once that task is complete, grab the Concussion Grenade from the fridge and pour it into your glass. Finally, wait a few minutes and drink the Concussion Grenade for quite the bang!

Danger level: 8.5/10
awesomeness level: 10/10

*please drink responsibly. 




























Friday, December 21, 2012

Doomsday (energy drink mix 10)

  OH NO! It's  the End of the world December 21 2012. We are all going to die...or something like that. Well, if we're going to "die" let's go out with a bang. What kind of bang  you ask? A energy drink mix bang! I really mean it this time too, because I rolled up my sleeves, wore a bib , and drank like I never have before. Eventually I made a drink that I simply found outstanding, so irresistible, I figure it has to be one of the best ways for someone to go out.

What you need for 1 large glass:

  • 1/2 gallon of Cherry ice cream 
  • 1 bottle of Mio black cherry
  • 1 bottle of Nuero-passion
  • 1 shot of rip-it: red zone energy drink
  • 1 can of Mountain Dew: code red
  • 1 packet of Smarties
  • 1 bottle of chocolate sauce
  • whipped cream
  • Optional: 1 can of Red Monster energy drink
  • Optional: A cherry

How to make: OK, making this drink is a bit of a dozy, so you might want to pay close attention to this. I would recommend you start by crushing up your entire packet of smarties into dust, and quickly pour into your large glass before if blows away. Next you will need to pour in all of rip-it: red zone energy drink and then add as much Mio black cherry as you like. The reason why is because if you add the Mio black cherry first the crushed Smarties will form clumps, and possibly crystallize. Anyway, follow up the energy drink by pouring as much Mountain Dew: code red, and bottle of Nuero-passion. Once the glass begins to reach its peak add one or two scoops of Cherry ice cream. Finally finish it off by placing whipped cream on top of the Cherry ice cream, and pour chocolate sauce all over this dirty drink. (I know you want too)
You can replace Mountain Dew: code red with Red Monster energy drink, but be-warned that some Cherry ice cream(s) can cause your drink to explode. If you want to perfect this drink, the only thing you need to do is add the cherry on top.

Danger level: 9/10
Awesomeness level: 9/10

*please drink responsibly*

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Red Shell (energy drink mix 9)

    This is a mix that you can drink anytime and anywhere you want. As long you don't jug over six of them at once, you should be good. I made this drink while playing Mortal Kombat with some friends, and somehow while my friend was kicking my ass. A idea hit me that was so perfect for the moment, I literally dropped my controller and made this drink. I feel that this mixture is perfect for enjoying a nice competitive game with friends. Simply because you can make as much as you want and drink as much as you want and still feel OK. Besides that, the Red Shell is quite tasty and cheap, which makes it on the top 10 on my energy drink mix. 

What you will need to make a 1 liter:

  • 1 bottle of Mio energy black cherry
  • 1 can of cherry coke
  • 1 bottle of Nuero-sleep
  • 2 packets Kool-aid (or anything similar)
  • 1 Red Monster energy drink
  • Optional: Mountain Dew: code red


How to make: This should be easy to figure out. First pour in both packets of Kool-aid into the 1 liter container, then squirt as much as you want of  Mio energy black cherry, and next you pour in the entire can of Red Monster energy drink. Once you've added the Red Monster energy drink start streaming in the entire can of cherry coke. Once that's done, top of it with as much Nuero-sleep as possible. If you have a lot of room left add more cherry coke to it or Mountain Dew: code red. 

Danger level: 5/10
awesomeness level: 8/10

*please drink responsibly* 

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

New year cheer (energy drink mix 8)

   I thought I would end/start the year of 2012-2013 by making a celebratory drink for everyone. After all what better way than to celebrate the New Year's with a Xbox 360/PS3 controller in your hand, your friends by your side cursing your name, and a nice cold glass of New Year Cheer. 


What you need per large glass:
  • 1 stick of pirouette cookies
  • spray  whip cream
  • 1/3 Red Monster energy drink
  • 1/3 Green Amp energy drink
  • 1/3 White Rockstar energy drink
  • 1 shot of 5 hour energy drink


How to make: This is a bit complicated so make sure you pay close attention here.
First crush up a stick of pirouette cookies and pour them into a separate container, also pour 1 shot of 5 hour energy drink into that same separate container. Mix it around for a bit and come back to it after your done making everything else. Now take out your cold Red Monster energy drink, Green Amp energy drink,
White Rockstar energy drink, and pour 1/3 of each into the glass. Once the energy drink mixture of Red Monster energy drink, Green Amp energy drink, and White Rockstar energy drink; Begin spraying as  much whipped cream as you want. It is preferable to spray it in a up-ward spiral. Finally get the separate container filled with the crushed 1 stick of pirouette cookies and 1 shot of 5 hour energy drink, and gently pour it on top of the whipped cream. At last you can enjoy your finished product.

Danger level: 9/10
Awesomeness level: 9/10

*please drink responsibly*

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Green shell (energy drink mix 7)

      Ever since I was a child, I have been a big fan of Mario games.. My favorite Mario game has to be  Super Mario bros. world for the SNES. I know its a old game, but its just a really good game;Though, I am getting a bit off topic. Due to the Wii-U coming out with a new super mario game I decided to get my nostalgia on by making this energy drink mix. 

What you need: 

  • A liter container
  • 1 Nuero-Sun
  • 1 Nuero-Sleep
  • 1 can of Mountan-dew
  • 1 1/2 cans of Green monster energy drink or Green Rockstar energy drink
  • 1 quart of Orange Juice
  • A Banana 
  • Optional: Green food coloring.


How to make:
   First grab your banana (the fruit), peel the banana,and cut the loose skin off. Otherwise your drink will be very difficult to drink without choking. After you cut-off the loose skin, cut the banana into small thin disks, and place them into your bottle. Fill 2/5 of the container with orange juice, then add a touch of Nuero-Sun and Nuero-Sleep, quickly add the can of mountain dew, and gently top of the cainter with as much Green monster energy drink or Green Rockstar energy drink as possible. Let it sit in the fridge for a hour, and your relaxing beverage will be ready.

Danger level: 6/10
Awesomeness level: 6/10

*please drink responsibly*

Friday, December 7, 2012

Holiday Cheers (energy drink mix 6)

  This is for the Holiday folk who want a energy drink mix made for the holidays. This is a great dessert or a drink to go with a late meal of the day.

What you need

  • Vanilla Ice cream
  • Green Monster Energy drink
  • White Amp energy drink
  • Red bull
  • Whip cream
  • Optional: Chocolate syrup 
How to make

 Fill up your Holiday Cheer by filling your glass a third of each: Green Monster energy drink mix, White Amp energy drink, and red bull.  Once that is done, gently place a scoop of Vanilla ice cream, and top it off with Whip cream. If your adding Chocolate syrup, lightly layer the whip-cream with it. Now just get a spoon and enjoy. 

Danger level: 8/10
Awesomeness level: 7/10

*please drink responsibly*


Goomba/ Black Goomba (energy mix 5)

   A Goomba is a pretty relaxing sunday drink, especially if your around friends; However, the Black Goomba is a very disgusting drink, I would only make if I was going to punishment game or to drink my friends.The Black Goomba is god awful and should only be made for pure evilness. I only included it because I had some fans asking if I had made any punishment drinks. Well, here is punishment drink one.



What you need:
  • Neuro-Sun 
  • black coffee (only for black goomba) 
  • any kind of energy drink, I prefer Rockstar energy drinks for this. 
  • orange juice 
  • Coke~cola 
  • Mountain Dew 
  • Nuero-gasm


How to make:


   I would recommend adding the items into your glass in this order: 1/8 Neuro sun, 1/8 Nuero-Gasm, 1/8 Orange juice,  1/8 Coke~cola, 1/8 Mountain Dew, 3/8 of your favorite energy drink. For Black Goomba, follow the same order until your reach your favorite energy drink. Instead of 3/8, reduce it to 2/8, and top it off with black coffee (hot or cold).

Goomba:

Danger level: 3/10
Awesomeness level: 6/10


Black Goomba:
Danger level: 4/10
Awesomeness level: 3/10


*please drink responsibly*




Baneling acid w/ Baneling hooks (mix 4)


   This is in honor of all the Starcraft 2 fans out there. This drink is absolutely fantastic, but the same time very harmful for you. I will warn you now to be careful drinking this beverage because this can and will burn your throat. This drink is very 'acidy', There is in fact so much high acid that I found out it can warp plastic cups, or worse. Now if you don't mind a little burning than go ahead and make yourself some Baneling acid.

What you need:

  • 5 Lollipops per drink (this is especially the "hooks")
  • Green monster energy drink (must be green)
  • Green amp energy drink (must also be green)
  • Yellow speed energy drink
  • Shot glass or similar. (must not be plastic)


How to make:
 
    First remove the stems of the lollipops and unwrap them. From them there gently place them into your non-plastic cup. From there pour in 1/4 Green monster energy drink , 2/4 of Green amp energy drink , and top it of with Yellow speed energy drink. If done correctly, and in this order you should see smoke of some kind leaving your glass. Wait 5-10 minutes and your drink should be ready.

Danger level: 8.5/10
Awesomeness level: 9/10

*please drink responsibly*

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Monster Bomb (energy drink 3)

   In truth, I got bored a couple of nights ago and decided to experiment. It just so happen that day, Monster and 5-hour energy drinks were on sale at buy 1 get one free. So...3 hours later I made my 3rd best creation of all time.

What you need:

  • Any kind of Monster energy drink
  • any flavor of 5 hour energy drink
  • 1 tall shot glass
  • 1 short shot glass


How to make: Fill 3/4 of your tall shot glass with your favorite kind of  Monster energy drink, next pour as much 5-hour energy drink into your short shot glass. Finally, drop the short shot glass, that is filled with 5-hour energy, into the tall shot glass filled with the Monster energy drink. It done correctly, a sudden cloud will form in your drink signifying that your drink mix is ready immediately. Enjoy!

Danger level: 7/10 (because its very addicting)
Awesomeness level: 8/10

*please drink responsibly* 

Peacekeeper (energy mix 2)


  This is something I made long ago, it's a nice chaser drink mix. This is great for relaxing with friends and similar activities. Do not try to do anything but sit, because if you won't be standing for long.

What you need:


  • Cherry coke
  • Smarties (hard-candy)
  • Green monster energy drink mixes or Red monster drink 
  • Optional: Yellow speed energy drink

How to make: First crush up the smarties and power the powder into your glass(es). Next gently pour a can of Green monster energy drink mixes or Red monster drink, fill the glass(es) until its half-full. Then quickly pour in the cherry coke until the glass(es) are full. Wait 5 minutes and your drink is ready. If you decide to add Yellow speed energy drink, you fill the glass instead 1/4 of it. Proceed to follow it up with 2/4 of  Green monster energy drink mixes or Red monster drink, and than finish it with cherry coke. 

Danger level: 6/10
Awesomeness level: 7/10

*drink responsibly*



Absolutely Hawaii (energy mix 1)

   We've all tried to make that blue monster energy drink (absolute zero) taste great. We've added more sugar to it, mixed with other monsters, poured acid into it. Nothing seem to work for any of us, until one day Steve and I discovered something absolutely amazing! We mixed polar blast Hawaiian punch & monster. The results...FANTASTIC!



What you need:
  • Polar blast Hawaiian punch 
  • Absolute zero monster energy drink
  • Optional: Willy Wonka Nerds (the candy)


How to make: 

 Just simply pour in the monster first, than follow it with the blue Hawaiian punch. Let's it sit for 5 mins. and enjoy. If you are adding the Nerds  to the beverage, you add them in whole first. You can crush them, but my experiences have proven that it can be explosive by doing so. 


and that's it. I hope you enjoy.


Danger level: 4/10

Awesomeness level: 5/10

Authors warning: I would recommend only making 4 of these. Also, remember to drink responsibly.



The blog bio.

  We all want to party and make our own energy drink mixes. Sadly, not a lot people know the possibilities of mixing some.  On  this blog, I will showcase all my energy drink mixes to everyone who wants something different. Each energy drink will have a danger number next to it, the closer to 10 it gets, the more dangerous it is. There also be a awesomeness level; showcasing how good it is in my own opinion.  When you try one of the mixes from this site, you are responsible for your own safety.If you have any suggestions or energy drink mixes, go ahead and leave a comment below. If you want to see some of the drinks I have made in action, go check out my YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/TheSGUK/featured and check out our "drunken adventures" series with me and Steve.