Original Concussion Grenade (energy drink mix 21)

Original Concussion Grenade (energy drink mix 21)

   I originally thought it would be best just to remove the original recipe from entirely from my recipe book mostly because the main ingredient I put in it was Vault as well as I thought I would put some idiot in the hospital because he or she chugged it like it was the water from the fountain of youth. I digress, I not only realize that things can be replaced but I think its been enough time to post the now untested version onto the web; However, I will one more time that this drink is very powerful so please use caution when drinking. Unlike the banneling acid with hooks, its not the noxious gas that might kill you its the fact its a possibly delicious sugar overload concoction also I say untested because I have yet to try out the new ingredients for it. So take that with a grain of salt if you would.I will label what I have added to replace lost content as (new).

Cost: Guesstimating at most $20

Recipe: 

• A resealable can of  16 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink (Blue).
• Please make sure it is partially filled at least 1/4 of the way.
• 2/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink (Green)
• 1/5 of Orange or Apple Juice
• 1/5 of Zero Ultra Monster energy (white)(new)
• 10 squirts of a small bottle of POM pomegranate juice liquid water enhancer (purple-ish)
• 1 can of  coke-cola (red)
• Crushed smarties(new)
• Red bull: red edition(new) 
• 1 bag of lifesavers or skittles (taste the rainbow)
• 1 roll of duck-tape (no, I am not kidding)
• Optional: Vault energy drink (if you can find it)

How to make it:

  Making this drink requires patience and duck-tape. Why duck-tape...to preserve the energy drink mix and to prevent it from possibly imploding, or at least for your sake I hope it  doesn't implode in on itself. Now there is only a 90% it won't happen with this version of the Concussion Grenade, but there is a small chance so be careful. 

1. The first step is to open the resealable can of  16 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink, and get rid of about 1/4 of the drink ( do not lose cap). 
2. Than squirt about 10 drops of 10 squirts of a small bottle of POM pomegranate juice liquid water enhancer.
3. Follow it up with 1/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink; just be careful when your pouring the amp into the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink. The reason is simple; this is the beginning of the where the monster might explode so be ready to close the drink as soon a possible or hover it over a sink.
4. Then pour either 1/5 Orange Juice or Apple into the container. You only need a bit.
5. When your done tap the can off with as much  coke-cola as possible.     
6.  Seal the can up with the cap and duct-tape. Let the Concussion Grenade sit in the refrigerator for at least 12 hours. 
7. When you are ready, grab your glass you wish to hold your beverage in and place a lifesavers, or a handful of skittles into the glass. 
8. Once that task is complete, grab the Concussion Grenade from the fridge and pour it into your glass. 
9. Finally, wait a few minutes and drink the Concussion Grenade for quite the bang!

Danger level: 9/10

Awesomeness level: 9/10

Bacchus wine (Energy drink mix 20)

Bacchus wine 

              I thought it would be best to start the new year with a fresh energy drink mix that should bring a bright smile to you. Bacchus wine is filled enough the tangy grape taste that you will explode with delight. This is another quick and easy energy drink mix that should be easy on the wallet and rich enough to help you celebrate the holidays with cheer.

Cost: $5 to $8

What you need for 2 liters:

• 1 liter of grape soda
• 1 8.4fl oz  of Red bull: blue edition
• 1 24fl oz. of Rockstar punched: blue raspberry
• Optional: a packet of skittles

How to make: 

1. First get a 2 liter container or empty half a 2 litter bottle of grape soda
• doesn't have to be exactly 1 liter of grape soda but has to be close enough.
2. Pour the all of the Red bull: blue edition into the container
3. Follow it up with the entire can of Rockstar punched: blue raspberry
4. if you have skittles leave a handful into a class of your selection.
5. Please enjoy.

Danger level:7.5
Awesomeness level: 7.5

*Please Drink responsibly*

The Elder Lizard from League of legends (energy drink mix 14)

  

The Elder Lizard (red buff)

     So everyone knows about the extremely popular game called League of Legends from Riot Games. For a very long time, I have been wondering how to make a good energy drink mix for all the buffs in LOL. The red buff consists of fire and when you hurt someone you can light it on fire. So after much consideration, I decided to stay true to the buff's details and create a "spicy" drink. My other goal was to make it cheap as possible for you guys and me. Now I should warn you now that this mix will hurt, it is designed to burn you from the inside. I personally recommend this as a punishment, then a reward. You have been warned. 

Ingredients for one glass: 

1. At least 2 teaspoons of Cinnamon 
2. 1/2 a can of diet root beer 
3. fill up the rest with Bing energy drink (cherry)

Directions: Lets get dangerous! First pour as much Cinnamon as you desire into your glass, but it must be at least 2 teaspoons or you will not feel the burn. Next fill the glass at least halfway with diet root beer, get a spoon, and gently stir the mix together. Once your done, fill it to the top with Cherry Bing Energy Drink, and stir again. This is to ensure you will feel a burn at some point when drinking this. When the drink is complete sit down with a friend and play some League of legends while drinking some searing Elder Lizard.

Danger level: Ignite/10 (Aki: 8/10)

Awesomeness level: 5/10

*Please drink responsibly*

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Authors note: Sorry, I haven't been making energy drink mixes for a long time. I had to quickly focus on my college studies or else I would have flunked college.