Original Concussion Grenade (energy drink mix 21)

Original Concussion Grenade (energy drink mix 21)

   I originally thought it would be best just to remove the original recipe from entirely from my recipe book mostly because the main ingredient I put in it was Vault as well as I thought I would put some idiot in the hospital because he or she chugged it like it was the water from the fountain of youth. I digress, I not only realize that things can be replaced but I think its been enough time to post the now untested version onto the web; However, I will one more time that this drink is very powerful so please use caution when drinking. Unlike the banneling acid with hooks, its not the noxious gas that might kill you its the fact its a possibly delicious sugar overload concoction also I say untested because I have yet to try out the new ingredients for it. So take that with a grain of salt if you would.I will label what I have added to replace lost content as (new).

Cost: Guesstimating at most $20

Recipe: 

• A resealable can of  16 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink (Blue).
• Please make sure it is partially filled at least 1/4 of the way.
• 2/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink (Green)
• 1/5 of Orange or Apple Juice
• 1/5 of Zero Ultra Monster energy (white)(new)
• 10 squirts of a small bottle of POM pomegranate juice liquid water enhancer (purple-ish)
• 1 can of  coke-cola (red)
• Crushed smarties(new)
• Red bull: red edition(new) 
• 1 bag of lifesavers or skittles (taste the rainbow)
• 1 roll of duck-tape (no, I am not kidding)
• Optional: Vault energy drink (if you can find it)

How to make it:

  Making this drink requires patience and duck-tape. Why duck-tape...to preserve the energy drink mix and to prevent it from possibly imploding, or at least for your sake I hope it  doesn't implode in on itself. Now there is only a 90% it won't happen with this version of the Concussion Grenade, but there is a small chance so be careful. 

1. The first step is to open the resealable can of  16 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink, and get rid of about 1/4 of the drink ( do not lose cap). 
2. Than squirt about 10 drops of 10 squirts of a small bottle of POM pomegranate juice liquid water enhancer.
3. Follow it up with 1/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink; just be careful when your pouring the amp into the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink. The reason is simple; this is the beginning of the where the monster might explode so be ready to close the drink as soon a possible or hover it over a sink.
4. Then pour either 1/5 Orange Juice or Apple into the container. You only need a bit.
5. When your done tap the can off with as much  coke-cola as possible.     
6.  Seal the can up with the cap and duct-tape. Let the Concussion Grenade sit in the refrigerator for at least 12 hours. 
7. When you are ready, grab your glass you wish to hold your beverage in and place a lifesavers, or a handful of skittles into the glass. 
8. Once that task is complete, grab the Concussion Grenade from the fridge and pour it into your glass. 
9. Finally, wait a few minutes and drink the Concussion Grenade for quite the bang!

Danger level: 9/10

Awesomeness level: 9/10

Zombie blood (Energy drink mix 19)

 Zombie Blood (Energy drink mix 19)

     This energy drink was meant to be released on Halloween, but there was a few complications preventing me from posting it earlier. Luckily for all of us, it is now up and ready to be consumed.

Since it was a halloween drink I decided something red and something fruity to make it even more sweet since Halloween is filled to the brim with sweet things...and zombies as well as other creatures of the night, but mostly zombies. This is a quick energy drink mix that will go great with any party and game night. Enjoy.

Cost: $6 to $10

What you need for 16fl.oz:

• 1 cup of fruit punch soda
• 1/2  cup of Cherry juice (your favorite brand)
• 1/2 cup Red Bull:red edition
• Optional: a cherry

How to make:

1.  First pour 1 cup of fruit punch soda into your 16fl.oz container.
2. Then proceed to pour 1/2 of cherry juice into the same container.
3. Gently follow it by filling the rest of it with half a cup of Red Bull: red edition.
4. Place in fridge for an hour or till it is cold.
5. Serve in small glasses and place a cherry on top.

Danger level: 5
Awesomeness level: 7

*Please drink responsibly*

The Dandy Way (energy drink mix 18)

                                        The Dandy Way

      So much time has passed since I posted my last energy drink, so much more Space Dandy. After my spring semester in college I wound up watching Space Dandy because none of my friends would shut-up about it. A few months after that, I felt inspired enough to make a energy drink mix on this anime. This is a very sweet or sour drink depending on how you make it so please read carefully.

Cost: Around $16

What you need for 24fl.oz:

• 1/4 cup of Black berry juice 
•  1 cup of  Coke~cola
• Three squeezed Green grapes or 2/8 cup of green grape juice (optional)
• 1 cup of Orange juice 
• 1/2 cup of Redbull

How to make:

1. First three squeeze grapes into the container or pour the grape juice if you want to make it sour.
• I used a mortar and pestle
2. Gently pour the Black berry juice into the container
3. Then pour a carefully measured cup of Orange juice into the container.
• Add more then a cup of Orange juice to increase the sweetness.
4. Then gently pour a cup of Coke-Cola.
• The less foam the better
5. Finally it up to the drop with Red Bull.
6. Pour into a small glass with ice and take sips to really enjoy it.

Danger level: 7.5

Awesomeness level: 9/10

                                *Please drink responsibly*

                                   

                                     

Pompadour hair was made by: http://www.spreadshirt.com/space-dandy-s-pompadour-women-s-t-shirts-C3376A14417423

Space background can be found:http://www.freewallpaperscollection.com/hd_space_wallpaper_nasa_89.jpg.htm

Loki and Freya from Smite (energy drink mix 17)

       The Loki 

      When I first made this drink I thought it was going to be a dud. I really thought this would the worst energy drink mix ever because its combining soft mead with zero calorie monster. Its like dunking a ginger bread man into cream soda. IT ISN"T GOING TO TASTE GOOD! Than a friend at my college told me to ride it out, worst come to worse I could dump the drink out and pretend I never made it. 1 month later I displayed the drinks to my friends and it was a big hit. All of my friends there loved it,they couldn't get enough of it, heck I couldn't get enough. So I decided to take a quick picture in a nice secluded room  before dispensing of the remains.

Cost:$5-$15.

What you need for 24fl.oz:

• 3/4 cup of honey
• 1/4 teaspoon of cinnamon
• 1/4 teaspoon of ginger
• 1 slice of lemon
• 1/8 teaspoon of nutmeg.
• 2-3 cups of spring water
• 1 16oz can of Monster Energy Zero Ultra

How to make: 

1. Start by making the soft mead which is:
1. 3/4 cup of honey.
2. 1/4 teaspoon of cinnamon.
3. 1/4 teaspoon of ginger.
4. 1 slice of lemon.
5. 1/8 teaspoon of nutmeg.
6. Fill with spring water.
2. Than let it sit in the fridge for a month.
3. On the day you want to serve the energy drink pour the 16oz can of Monster Energy Zero Ultra into a glass of your choosing and fill it half-way. Than fill the other half with the soft mead.
4. Attempt to drink in one shot to become immortal!
5. Sit down and relax. Your not going anywhere anytime soon.

Danger level: 7.5/10

Awesomeness level: 8.5/10

Freya

            I really wanted to make this a separate energy drink mix but I could not do that in good conscious. So instead of thinking of this energy drink mix as a different drink think of it as a optional upgrade. Now the story of this drink is really simple. I was showing off the Loki to my friends and suddenly I saw one of my college friends eating skittles and it gave me an idea. I know Freya is not related to Loki in any way but the drink works so well and so do the colors.

Cost: $2-$5 extra.

      What you need 24 fl.oz.:

•  The Loki (created before hand).
•  Skittles.
• Optional: Crushed Smarties.

How to make:

1. Make the Loki.
2. Add skittles.
3. Optional: Add Crushed smarties.
4. Give the drink a soft stir and enjoy.

Danger Level: 8/10

Awesomeness level: 9/10

*Please drink responsibly* 
*Do not let this drink  sit past 4-5 months*

Odin the Allfather from Smite (energy drink mix 16)

Odin the Allfather from Smite

      By shear coincidence I started to play the 3rd person f2p Moba game called Smite, a game where you control a god of your choice and fight other gods for fame and glory, at that same time a friend of mine was suggesting that I should try making some non-alcoholic Honey mead. Over some time I finally made several batches of Honey'd mead that I found outstanding. After drinking a liter or two I wondered if I could make a good energy drink mix out of  the Honey mead, so with my best friend and I as the guinea pigs, we tested energy drink mix after energy drink mix until we found a couple of energy drink recipes that suite our tastes. Now the only problem was deciding a name which was involved in a video game, be Norse, and had to make sense. Since I was playing Smite recently my best friend suggested that we name them after the Norse gods in Smite. With some reluctance I accepted his proposal and so here it is, a long line of non-alcoholic energy drink mixed with non-alcoholic mead centered around it. 

What you need for my  version of Honey mead:

• At least 6-8 oz Pure Honey (20 fl oz bottle) or at least 18-24 oz of Pure Honey (1 liter)

• 1/2 tsp. of Ginger

• 1/4 of cinnamon (20 fl oz) or 1/2 cinnamon (1 liter)

• 1/2 tsp.of nutmeg 

• Fill the rest with spring water spring water

• some kind of lid for your container

• 1 16 fl oz of Green monster energy drink to make the Odin energy drink mix.

Cost: $15 or more depending on size 
How to make my Honey mead (step by step):
 1. Pour 1/2 tsp. of Ginger, 1/4 of cinnamon (20 fl oz) or 1/2 cinnamon (1 liter), 1/2 tsp.of nutmeg into the container of your choosing. 


 2. Then pour the suggest amount of honey listed above.

 3. Fill it nearly to the top with spring water and place the lid on top of your container. 

 4. Let it sit at room temperature for at least 3 days before drinking.

 5. When you think the mead is ready for consumption get out a small glass.

 6. Gently fill half of the glass with Honey mead.

 7. Gently stir or bomb the glass with Green monster energy drink mix.

 8. Once glass is nearly full sit back and enjoy. 

Awesomeness level: 6.5/10

Danger level: 5/10

*Please drink responsibly*

*Author's note: Please do not let the mead sit for over 5 months otherwise it could become alcoholic.