Gamer's Health Potion (Energy Drink mix 23)

Gamer's Health Potion

  More DnD drinks for everyone. Grab your nearest friends and use this to gauge your health as you slowly unable to control yourself from shaking violently and have no fear powder-ade (powdered power-ade) is not in the drink. Instead I used Gatorade instead which is sooo expensive. Regardless this is another inexpensive drink that will get your heart pumping more then when your GM decided he should summon a hydra in front of your hero.

Cost: $3 - $7

What you need for a litter: 

32 floz of red fruit punch Gatorade

12 floz  of red cherry Amp

8 floz of Mountain Dew: code red

Optional: a few drops of Mio Energy black cherry

How to make:

1. Open the bottle and pour the Mountain Dew: code red until the entire can is gone.
2. After you discard the empty can, proceed to pour the rest of the cherry amp into the liter.
3. Pour 14 floz into the little with the fruit punch Gator ade or till  its nearly full. 
4. If you adding the Mio, instead of adding it to the litter add a few drop of Mio black cherry to every glass full you take. I find it tastes better that way and saves you more Mio.
5. Pour Health potion in a small glass with ice in it for best result.
6. Enjoy

Danger level: 6.5/10

Awesomeness level: 9/10

*please drink responsibly, and do remember that these drinks are not healthy for you*

Author note: I would like to apologize for my sudden absents with the blog. I got really busy with a few jobs over the summer.*

Original Concussion Grenade (energy drink mix 21)

Original Concussion Grenade (energy drink mix 21)

   I originally thought it would be best just to remove the original recipe from entirely from my recipe book mostly because the main ingredient I put in it was Vault as well as I thought I would put some idiot in the hospital because he or she chugged it like it was the water from the fountain of youth. I digress, I not only realize that things can be replaced but I think its been enough time to post the now untested version onto the web; However, I will one more time that this drink is very powerful so please use caution when drinking. Unlike the banneling acid with hooks, its not the noxious gas that might kill you its the fact its a possibly delicious sugar overload concoction also I say untested because I have yet to try out the new ingredients for it. So take that with a grain of salt if you would.I will label what I have added to replace lost content as (new).

Cost: Guesstimating at most $20

Recipe: 

• A resealable can of  16 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink (Blue).
• Please make sure it is partially filled at least 1/4 of the way.
• 2/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink (Green)
• 1/5 of Orange or Apple Juice
• 1/5 of Zero Ultra Monster energy (white)(new)
• 10 squirts of a small bottle of POM pomegranate juice liquid water enhancer (purple-ish)
• 1 can of  coke-cola (red)
• Crushed smarties(new)
• Red bull: red edition(new) 
• 1 bag of lifesavers or skittles (taste the rainbow)
• 1 roll of duck-tape (no, I am not kidding)
• Optional: Vault energy drink (if you can find it)

How to make it:

  Making this drink requires patience and duck-tape. Why duck-tape...to preserve the energy drink mix and to prevent it from possibly imploding, or at least for your sake I hope it  doesn't implode in on itself. Now there is only a 90% it won't happen with this version of the Concussion Grenade, but there is a small chance so be careful. 

1. The first step is to open the resealable can of  16 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink, and get rid of about 1/4 of the drink ( do not lose cap). 
2. Than squirt about 10 drops of 10 squirts of a small bottle of POM pomegranate juice liquid water enhancer.
3. Follow it up with 1/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink; just be careful when your pouring the amp into the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink. The reason is simple; this is the beginning of the where the monster might explode so be ready to close the drink as soon a possible or hover it over a sink.
4. Then pour either 1/5 Orange Juice or Apple into the container. You only need a bit.
5. When your done tap the can off with as much  coke-cola as possible.     
6.  Seal the can up with the cap and duct-tape. Let the Concussion Grenade sit in the refrigerator for at least 12 hours. 
7. When you are ready, grab your glass you wish to hold your beverage in and place a lifesavers, or a handful of skittles into the glass. 
8. Once that task is complete, grab the Concussion Grenade from the fridge and pour it into your glass. 
9. Finally, wait a few minutes and drink the Concussion Grenade for quite the bang!

Danger level: 9/10

Awesomeness level: 9/10

Bacchus wine (Energy drink mix 20)

Bacchus wine 

              I thought it would be best to start the new year with a fresh energy drink mix that should bring a bright smile to you. Bacchus wine is filled enough the tangy grape taste that you will explode with delight. This is another quick and easy energy drink mix that should be easy on the wallet and rich enough to help you celebrate the holidays with cheer.

Cost: $5 to $8

What you need for 2 liters:

• 1 liter of grape soda
• 1 8.4fl oz  of Red bull: blue edition
• 1 24fl oz. of Rockstar punched: blue raspberry
• Optional: a packet of skittles

How to make: 

1. First get a 2 liter container or empty half a 2 litter bottle of grape soda
• doesn't have to be exactly 1 liter of grape soda but has to be close enough.
2. Pour the all of the Red bull: blue edition into the container
3. Follow it up with the entire can of Rockstar punched: blue raspberry
4. if you have skittles leave a handful into a class of your selection.
5. Please enjoy.

Danger level:7.5
Awesomeness level: 7.5

*Please Drink responsibly*

The Baron Nashor buff from LOL (energy drink mix 15)

   The Baron Nashor buff from LOL

    This is a funny story...You see, I was planning to make the Ancient Golem blue buff from League of Legends for the next energy drink mix, but there was just one tiny little problem. The local store ran out of most of the material. Refusing to back away and try again I relished to attempt to make the energy drink mix with different materials. The energy drink mix I made was not even close to what I was hoping for...it was even better! The only problem is that I couldn't name it the Ancient Golem buff from LOL because the drink turned a natural royal purple color. So without question I brought my good buddy Steve over to test it with me, after a quick shot he stared at me with shock in his eyes and proclaimed, "This drink shall be called the Baron Nashor Buff!", and that is how this amazing drink came into existence. 

What you need for 1 liter: 

• 2 8oz cans Blue edition red bull energy
•  2  or 3 cans 16oz can Blue zero carb rock star energy drink
• 1 can 16oz of absolute zero monster energy
• 1 16 slot ice cube tray  
• "kitty litter"( 1 small box of crushed nerd,  1 small roll of crushed smarties, and 2 teaspoons of  sugar)
• optional: blue 5-gum peppermint
• optional: blue assorted food coloring (if you want it to turn more purple-ish)

Cost: around $20 for one liter. 

How to make: Ok this could get confusing so I am simply ganna list what you should do.

     1.Grab the materials for the "kitty litter" and crush them into a fine powder. The easiest way is: to empty it all in a food storage bag,  get a rolling pin, and roll it back in forth into you get a nice powder. 

     

     2. Place a pinch-full of "kitty litter" into each slot of the ice cube tray.

     3. Then pour some 16oz of absolute zero monster energy into each slot of the ice cube tray. If you have        

      some 16oz of absolute zero monster energy left over either pour it in another ice cube tray or pour it into

      the 1 liter container that you are using. 

    4. Place the ice cube tray into the freezer and wait at least 6 hours.

    5. Meanwhile, pour 2-3 cans 16oz can Blue zero carb rock star energy drink into your 1 liter pitcher, and than pour the 2 cans of 8oz  Blue edition red bull energy. Then stir the energy drink mix.

    6. If the color is not satisfactory add some blue assorted food coloring and stir until your satisfied. 

    
   7. Place the energy drink mix into your fridge and leave it there until the ice is done. 

    8. When everything is ready, take out the frozen monster drink from the freezer and put at most two of     

     those ice cubes into a recommended  8oz glass.

   

    9.  Take out the energy drink mix from the fridge and pour it into the recommended  8oz glass.

   10. If you have blue 5-gum peppermint begin chewing it for at least 5 secs. and don't spit it out

         until it loses flavor.        

   11. Drink (if your chewing blue 5-gum peppermint drink while chewing it for a cool feeling).

Awesomeness level: OP/10 (9 out of 10)

Danger level: 8.5/10

*Please drink responsibly* 

*authors note: I added a cost list in order for people to be more efficient with their own money. 

    

Nerd juice (energy drink 13)

Nerd Juice

         Due to recent recent events, I am numbing my energy drink mixes from now on...at least for the next two weeks. I am doing this because...well, I simply don't want to die. You see, before I even release these mixes onto the web I test them to get the best results. Since my last drink almost gave me a heart attack I decided to make something less lethal for my heart. So after some Googling , I created a recipe that is easy on the wallet, and on the heart.  I call it (in case you haven't read the title of this post) Nerd juice. This is a wonderful drink to share with friends and do nerdy stuff. So without further ado, let's make a drink.

Recipe for 1 liter bottle :  

• 1 small pack of Willy Wonka Nerds (crushed)
• 1 or 2 small pack of Pop rocks (your favorite flavor)
• 1 packet of  Sour punch straws (large)
• 1 small packet War heads (favorite flavor)
• 2 20 fl oz  of Jolly rancher Sodas (favorite flavor) 
• 2  20 fl oz of bottles of Mountain dew (green) or 7up (lemon/lime)
• Optional: 1 Amp energy drink (green)

How to make:

  

   This drink couldn't be any simpler. All you have to do is pour all of  the Willy Wonka Nerds, Pop rocks, and  War heads into the empty liter bottle. Afterwards, pour the Jolly rancher sodas in, and gently follow it up with the 2 bottles of Mountain dew (or 7up). If you want Amp energy drink ( green) in your drink, I recommend you pour it in before the sodas. Once your done, close the 1 liter bottle with it's own cap and shake the bottle...gently. From here you can go two routes, you can put the Nerd juice in the fridge and wait 2 hours or more, or you can stick the energy drink mix in the freezer for 45 minutes. Both produce somewhat different flavors. Both of which I will let you experiment on and find out. Once you are done with the refrigerator method or freezer gently shake the bottle once more. Than pour it into what-ever type of glass you want.  After that is complete, grab 1 Sour Punch straw and use it as a...well a straw. If the beverage refuses to come out there are some methods to open up the Sour punch straw. 

Method 1: Use a smaller straw-like object and push it through the straw, making it open up more.

Method 2: Make a slit on the bottom part of the Sour punch Straw to make a bigger opening.

Method 3: Supposedly you can Stick these in a oven at 200 degrees for 10 minutes and they will inflate, I have no idea if it does since the first method worked for me; however, the internet decrees method 3 works so...take that advice with caution.  Once you have opened up your straw, just sit down and relax.

Danger level: 6/10

Awesomeness level:  7.5/10

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*please drink responsibly* 

*author's note: All of my drinks are meant for parties, something to drink with your friends, etc. It is not a health supplement.

Blackout (energy drink mix 12)

Blackout

    I have no idea why, but lately I am have been making a lot of dangerous energy drink mixes. This latest one is so powerful; it somehow convinced me I could run at the highest incline on a treadmill,   and run at the top speed possible for it. During that time, I used that treadmill's heart rate monitor to see how I was doing. Both times the monitor said 159,and soon after I passed out.  I should have died last night from a heart attack last night. For this reason I urge you readers to be careful with this drink. If you are completely sure you want to try this drink, go ahead, I will not stop you. You have the right to choose how you live your life, but I still urge you to be careful. If you want to keep making this drink, keep reading this post.

Recipe for 1 large container: 

• 2 cans of Rockstar energy drink + punch (red)
• 6 squirts of Mio energy black cherry (red)
• 1 can of Original Amp energy drink (green/black)
• 1/2 can of Bang energy drink (lemonade/black) or some Cranberry juice
• 1 small bag of sour skittles
• Optional: a paramedic

How to make: 
 Open you large container and pour both cans of Rockstar energy drink + punch. Once that is done, kindly follow it up with a can of Original Amp energy drink . For best flavor, I recommend you pour half a bag of sour skittles in now. Now when your done with that, squirt Mio energy black cherry 6 times into your large container. Top it off with at least 1/2 can of Bang energy drink, and close the container. If you cannot find Bang energy drink, simply replace it for Cranberry juice. Finally, shake it up a bit and wait for the energy drink mix to settle. Serve your Blackout energy drink mix over some ice or stick it in the fridge for later. (max. durability for drink is at most 3 days).

Danger level: 11/10 (The sugar is just off the charts)
Awesomeness level: 9.5/10

*Please drink responsibly...I beg you*  

Concussion Grenade (energy drink mix 11)

                                Concussion Grenade

   I was told I was a fool to make something like this. To make a drink so potent, that I nearly collapsed on the first glass. The  original Concussion Grenade was super-powerful so I decided to dumb it down a bit to make the same wonderful drink with just a little less punch. I might post the original recipe later in my blog, but for now this will have to do. Now before I continue...most of my previous drinks have been relatively in-expensive. This version of the Concussion Grenade is slightly different. This drink's average price total is about $16 on a good day; However, this is about half the price of the original ( which is another reason why I might post it later). Not to mention the energy drink mix, while delicious, packs a punch. So use caution when drinking.

Recipe: 

• A resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink (Blue).
• 1/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink (green)
• 1/4 of a small bottle of POM pomegranate juice (purple-ish)
• 1 can of diet coke-cola (grey)
• 1 bag of lifesavers or skittles (taste the rainbow)
• 1 roll of duck-tape (no, I am not kidding)

How to make it:

  Making this drink requires patience and duck-tape. Why duck-tape...to preserve the energy drink mix and to prevent it from possibly exploding, or at least for your sake I hope it  doesn't implode in on itself. Now there is only a 90% it won't happen with this version of the Concussion Grenade, but there is a small chance so be careful. The first step is to open the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink, and get rid of about 1/2 of the drink ( do not lose cap). Than open the small bottle of POM pomegranate juice and pour about 1/4 into the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink. Next follow it up with 1/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink; just be careful when your pouring the amp into the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink. The reason is simple; this is the beginning of the where the monster might explode so be ready to close the drink as soon a possible or hover it over a sink. When the 1/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink is finished pouring into the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink, tap the can off with as much diet coke-cola as possible. Now I know what your thinking, " Diet soda! You monster!".    I did to 1. Preserves the longevity of the drink, 2. makes the noxious gas more tolerable.  Seal the can up with the cap and duct-tape. Let the Concussion Grenade sit in the refrigerator for at least 12 hours. When you are ready, grab your glass you wish to hold your beverage in and place a lifesavers, or a handful of skittles into the glass. Once that task is complete, grab the Concussion Grenade from the fridge and pour it into your glass. Finally, wait a few minutes and drink the Concussion Grenade for quite the bang!

Danger level: 8.5/10

awesomeness level: 10/10

*please drink responsibly. 

New year cheer (energy drink mix 8)

   I thought I would end/start the year of 2012-2013 by making a celebratory drink for everyone. After all what better way than to celebrate the New Year's with a Xbox 360/PS3 controller in your hand, your friends by your side cursing your name, and a nice cold glass of New Year Cheer. 

What you need per large glass:

• 1 stick of pirouette cookies
• spray  whip cream
• 1/3 Red Monster energy drink
• 1/3 Green Amp energy drink
• 1/3 White Rockstar energy drink
• 1 shot of 5 hour energy drink

How to make: This is a bit complicated so make sure you pay close attention here.
First crush up a stick of pirouette cookies and pour them into a separate container, also pour 1 shot of 5 hour energy drink into that same separate container. Mix it around for a bit and come back to it after your done making everything else. Now take out your cold Red Monster energy drink, Green Amp energy drink,

White Rockstar energy drink, and pour 1/3 of each into the glass. Once the energy drink mixture of Red Monster energy drink, Green Amp energy drink, and White Rockstar energy drink; Begin spraying as  much whipped cream as you want. It is preferable to spray it in a up-ward spiral. Finally get the separate container filled with the crushed 1 stick of pirouette cookies and 1 shot of 5 hour energy drink, and gently pour it on top of the whipped cream. At last you can enjoy your finished product.

Danger level: 9/10

Awesomeness level: 9/10

*please drink responsibly*