Nerd juice (energy drink 13)

Nerd Juice

         Due to recent recent events, I am numbing my energy drink mixes from now on...at least for the next two weeks. I am doing this because...well, I simply don't want to die. You see, before I even release these mixes onto the web I test them to get the best results. Since my last drink almost gave me a heart attack I decided to make something less lethal for my heart. So after some Googling , I created a recipe that is easy on the wallet, and on the heart.  I call it (in case you haven't read the title of this post) Nerd juice. This is a wonderful drink to share with friends and do nerdy stuff. So without further ado, let's make a drink.

Recipe for 1 liter bottle :  

• 1 small pack of Willy Wonka Nerds (crushed)
• 1 or 2 small pack of Pop rocks (your favorite flavor)
• 1 packet of  Sour punch straws (large)
• 1 small packet War heads (favorite flavor)
• 2 20 fl oz  of Jolly rancher Sodas (favorite flavor) 
• 2  20 fl oz of bottles of Mountain dew (green) or 7up (lemon/lime)
• Optional: 1 Amp energy drink (green)

How to make:

  

   This drink couldn't be any simpler. All you have to do is pour all of  the Willy Wonka Nerds, Pop rocks, and  War heads into the empty liter bottle. Afterwards, pour the Jolly rancher sodas in, and gently follow it up with the 2 bottles of Mountain dew (or 7up). If you want Amp energy drink ( green) in your drink, I recommend you pour it in before the sodas. Once your done, close the 1 liter bottle with it's own cap and shake the bottle...gently. From here you can go two routes, you can put the Nerd juice in the fridge and wait 2 hours or more, or you can stick the energy drink mix in the freezer for 45 minutes. Both produce somewhat different flavors. Both of which I will let you experiment on and find out. Once you are done with the refrigerator method or freezer gently shake the bottle once more. Than pour it into what-ever type of glass you want.  After that is complete, grab 1 Sour Punch straw and use it as a...well a straw. If the beverage refuses to come out there are some methods to open up the Sour punch straw. 

Method 1: Use a smaller straw-like object and push it through the straw, making it open up more.

Method 2: Make a slit on the bottom part of the Sour punch Straw to make a bigger opening.

Method 3: Supposedly you can Stick these in a oven at 200 degrees for 10 minutes and they will inflate, I have no idea if it does since the first method worked for me; however, the internet decrees method 3 works so...take that advice with caution.  Once you have opened up your straw, just sit down and relax.

Danger level: 6/10

Awesomeness level:  7.5/10

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*please drink responsibly* 

*author's note: All of my drinks are meant for parties, something to drink with your friends, etc. It is not a health supplement.