The Baron Nashor buff from LOL (energy drink mix 15)

   The Baron Nashor buff from LOL

    This is a funny story...You see, I was planning to make the Ancient Golem blue buff from League of Legends for the next energy drink mix, but there was just one tiny little problem. The local store ran out of most of the material. Refusing to back away and try again I relished to attempt to make the energy drink mix with different materials. The energy drink mix I made was not even close to what I was hoping for...it was even better! The only problem is that I couldn't name it the Ancient Golem buff from LOL because the drink turned a natural royal purple color. So without question I brought my good buddy Steve over to test it with me, after a quick shot he stared at me with shock in his eyes and proclaimed, "This drink shall be called the Baron Nashor Buff!", and that is how this amazing drink came into existence. 

What you need for 1 liter: 

• 2 8oz cans Blue edition red bull energy
•  2  or 3 cans 16oz can Blue zero carb rock star energy drink
• 1 can 16oz of absolute zero monster energy
• 1 16 slot ice cube tray  
• "kitty litter"( 1 small box of crushed nerd,  1 small roll of crushed smarties, and 2 teaspoons of  sugar)
• optional: blue 5-gum peppermint
• optional: blue assorted food coloring (if you want it to turn more purple-ish)

Cost: around $20 for one liter. 

How to make: Ok this could get confusing so I am simply ganna list what you should do.

     1.Grab the materials for the "kitty litter" and crush them into a fine powder. The easiest way is: to empty it all in a food storage bag,  get a rolling pin, and roll it back in forth into you get a nice powder. 

     

     2. Place a pinch-full of "kitty litter" into each slot of the ice cube tray.

     3. Then pour some 16oz of absolute zero monster energy into each slot of the ice cube tray. If you have        

      some 16oz of absolute zero monster energy left over either pour it in another ice cube tray or pour it into

      the 1 liter container that you are using. 

    4. Place the ice cube tray into the freezer and wait at least 6 hours.

    5. Meanwhile, pour 2-3 cans 16oz can Blue zero carb rock star energy drink into your 1 liter pitcher, and than pour the 2 cans of 8oz  Blue edition red bull energy. Then stir the energy drink mix.

    6. If the color is not satisfactory add some blue assorted food coloring and stir until your satisfied. 

    
   7. Place the energy drink mix into your fridge and leave it there until the ice is done. 

    8. When everything is ready, take out the frozen monster drink from the freezer and put at most two of     

     those ice cubes into a recommended  8oz glass.

   

    9.  Take out the energy drink mix from the fridge and pour it into the recommended  8oz glass.

   10. If you have blue 5-gum peppermint begin chewing it for at least 5 secs. and don't spit it out

         until it loses flavor.        

   11. Drink (if your chewing blue 5-gum peppermint drink while chewing it for a cool feeling).

Awesomeness level: OP/10 (9 out of 10)

Danger level: 8.5/10

*Please drink responsibly* 

*authors note: I added a cost list in order for people to be more efficient with their own money. 

    

The Elder Lizard from League of legends (energy drink mix 14)

  

The Elder Lizard (red buff)

     So everyone knows about the extremely popular game called League of Legends from Riot Games. For a very long time, I have been wondering how to make a good energy drink mix for all the buffs in LOL. The red buff consists of fire and when you hurt someone you can light it on fire. So after much consideration, I decided to stay true to the buff's details and create a "spicy" drink. My other goal was to make it cheap as possible for you guys and me. Now I should warn you now that this mix will hurt, it is designed to burn you from the inside. I personally recommend this as a punishment, then a reward. You have been warned. 

Ingredients for one glass: 

1. At least 2 teaspoons of Cinnamon 
2. 1/2 a can of diet root beer 
3. fill up the rest with Bing energy drink (cherry)

Directions: Lets get dangerous! First pour as much Cinnamon as you desire into your glass, but it must be at least 2 teaspoons or you will not feel the burn. Next fill the glass at least halfway with diet root beer, get a spoon, and gently stir the mix together. Once your done, fill it to the top with Cherry Bing Energy Drink, and stir again. This is to ensure you will feel a burn at some point when drinking this. When the drink is complete sit down with a friend and play some League of legends while drinking some searing Elder Lizard.

Danger level: Ignite/10 (Aki: 8/10)

Awesomeness level: 5/10

*Please drink responsibly*

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Authors note: Sorry, I haven't been making energy drink mixes for a long time. I had to quickly focus on my college studies or else I would have flunked college.

Nerd juice (energy drink 13)

Nerd Juice

         Due to recent recent events, I am numbing my energy drink mixes from now on...at least for the next two weeks. I am doing this because...well, I simply don't want to die. You see, before I even release these mixes onto the web I test them to get the best results. Since my last drink almost gave me a heart attack I decided to make something less lethal for my heart. So after some Googling , I created a recipe that is easy on the wallet, and on the heart.  I call it (in case you haven't read the title of this post) Nerd juice. This is a wonderful drink to share with friends and do nerdy stuff. So without further ado, let's make a drink.

Recipe for 1 liter bottle :  

• 1 small pack of Willy Wonka Nerds (crushed)
• 1 or 2 small pack of Pop rocks (your favorite flavor)
• 1 packet of  Sour punch straws (large)
• 1 small packet War heads (favorite flavor)
• 2 20 fl oz  of Jolly rancher Sodas (favorite flavor) 
• 2  20 fl oz of bottles of Mountain dew (green) or 7up (lemon/lime)
• Optional: 1 Amp energy drink (green)

How to make:

  

   This drink couldn't be any simpler. All you have to do is pour all of  the Willy Wonka Nerds, Pop rocks, and  War heads into the empty liter bottle. Afterwards, pour the Jolly rancher sodas in, and gently follow it up with the 2 bottles of Mountain dew (or 7up). If you want Amp energy drink ( green) in your drink, I recommend you pour it in before the sodas. Once your done, close the 1 liter bottle with it's own cap and shake the bottle...gently. From here you can go two routes, you can put the Nerd juice in the fridge and wait 2 hours or more, or you can stick the energy drink mix in the freezer for 45 minutes. Both produce somewhat different flavors. Both of which I will let you experiment on and find out. Once you are done with the refrigerator method or freezer gently shake the bottle once more. Than pour it into what-ever type of glass you want.  After that is complete, grab 1 Sour Punch straw and use it as a...well a straw. If the beverage refuses to come out there are some methods to open up the Sour punch straw. 

Method 1: Use a smaller straw-like object and push it through the straw, making it open up more.

Method 2: Make a slit on the bottom part of the Sour punch Straw to make a bigger opening.

Method 3: Supposedly you can Stick these in a oven at 200 degrees for 10 minutes and they will inflate, I have no idea if it does since the first method worked for me; however, the internet decrees method 3 works so...take that advice with caution.  Once you have opened up your straw, just sit down and relax.

Danger level: 6/10

Awesomeness level:  7.5/10

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*please drink responsibly* 

*author's note: All of my drinks are meant for parties, something to drink with your friends, etc. It is not a health supplement.

Blackout (energy drink mix 12)

Blackout

    I have no idea why, but lately I am have been making a lot of dangerous energy drink mixes. This latest one is so powerful; it somehow convinced me I could run at the highest incline on a treadmill,   and run at the top speed possible for it. During that time, I used that treadmill's heart rate monitor to see how I was doing. Both times the monitor said 159,and soon after I passed out.  I should have died last night from a heart attack last night. For this reason I urge you readers to be careful with this drink. If you are completely sure you want to try this drink, go ahead, I will not stop you. You have the right to choose how you live your life, but I still urge you to be careful. If you want to keep making this drink, keep reading this post.

Recipe for 1 large container: 

• 2 cans of Rockstar energy drink + punch (red)
• 6 squirts of Mio energy black cherry (red)
• 1 can of Original Amp energy drink (green/black)
• 1/2 can of Bang energy drink (lemonade/black) or some Cranberry juice
• 1 small bag of sour skittles
• Optional: a paramedic

How to make: 
 Open you large container and pour both cans of Rockstar energy drink + punch. Once that is done, kindly follow it up with a can of Original Amp energy drink . For best flavor, I recommend you pour half a bag of sour skittles in now. Now when your done with that, squirt Mio energy black cherry 6 times into your large container. Top it off with at least 1/2 can of Bang energy drink, and close the container. If you cannot find Bang energy drink, simply replace it for Cranberry juice. Finally, shake it up a bit and wait for the energy drink mix to settle. Serve your Blackout energy drink mix over some ice or stick it in the fridge for later. (max. durability for drink is at most 3 days).

Danger level: 11/10 (The sugar is just off the charts)
Awesomeness level: 9.5/10

*Please drink responsibly...I beg you*  

Concussion Grenade (energy drink mix 11)

                                Concussion Grenade

   I was told I was a fool to make something like this. To make a drink so potent, that I nearly collapsed on the first glass. The  original Concussion Grenade was super-powerful so I decided to dumb it down a bit to make the same wonderful drink with just a little less punch. I might post the original recipe later in my blog, but for now this will have to do. Now before I continue...most of my previous drinks have been relatively in-expensive. This version of the Concussion Grenade is slightly different. This drink's average price total is about $16 on a good day; However, this is about half the price of the original ( which is another reason why I might post it later). Not to mention the energy drink mix, while delicious, packs a punch. So use caution when drinking.

Recipe: 

• A resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink (Blue).
• 1/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink (green)
• 1/4 of a small bottle of POM pomegranate juice (purple-ish)
• 1 can of diet coke-cola (grey)
• 1 bag of lifesavers or skittles (taste the rainbow)
• 1 roll of duck-tape (no, I am not kidding)

How to make it:

  Making this drink requires patience and duck-tape. Why duck-tape...to preserve the energy drink mix and to prevent it from possibly exploding, or at least for your sake I hope it  doesn't implode in on itself. Now there is only a 90% it won't happen with this version of the Concussion Grenade, but there is a small chance so be careful. The first step is to open the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink, and get rid of about 1/2 of the drink ( do not lose cap). Than open the small bottle of POM pomegranate juice and pour about 1/4 into the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink. Next follow it up with 1/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink; just be careful when your pouring the amp into the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink. The reason is simple; this is the beginning of the where the monster might explode so be ready to close the drink as soon a possible or hover it over a sink. When the 1/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink is finished pouring into the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink, tap the can off with as much diet coke-cola as possible. Now I know what your thinking, " Diet soda! You monster!".    I did to 1. Preserves the longevity of the drink, 2. makes the noxious gas more tolerable.  Seal the can up with the cap and duct-tape. Let the Concussion Grenade sit in the refrigerator for at least 12 hours. When you are ready, grab your glass you wish to hold your beverage in and place a lifesavers, or a handful of skittles into the glass. Once that task is complete, grab the Concussion Grenade from the fridge and pour it into your glass. Finally, wait a few minutes and drink the Concussion Grenade for quite the bang!

Danger level: 8.5/10

awesomeness level: 10/10

*please drink responsibly. 

Doomsday (energy drink mix 10)

  OH NO! It's  the End of the world December 21 2012. We are all going to die...or something like that. Well, if we're going to "die" let's go out with a bang. What kind of bang  you ask? A energy drink mix bang! I really mean it this time too, because I rolled up my sleeves, wore a bib , and drank like I never have before. Eventually I made a drink that I simply found outstanding, so irresistible, I figure it has to be one of the best ways for someone to go out.

What you need for 1 large glass:

• 1/2 gallon of Cherry ice cream 
• 1 bottle of Mio black cherry
• 1 bottle of Nuero-passion
• 1 shot of rip-it: red zone energy drink
• 1 can of Mountain Dew: code red
• 1 packet of Smarties
• 1 bottle of chocolate sauce
• whipped cream
• Optional: 1 can of Red Monster energy drink
• Optional: A cherry

How to make: OK, making this drink is a bit of a dozy, so you might want to pay close attention to this. I would recommend you start by crushing up your entire packet of smarties into dust, and quickly pour into your large glass before if blows away. Next you will need to pour in all of rip-it: red zone energy drink and then add as much Mio black cherry as you like. The reason why is because if you add the Mio black cherry first the crushed Smarties will form clumps, and possibly crystallize. Anyway, follow up the energy drink by pouring as much Mountain Dew: code red, and bottle of Nuero-passion. Once the glass begins to reach its peak add one or two scoops of Cherry ice cream. Finally finish it off by placing whipped cream on top of the Cherry ice cream, and pour chocolate sauce all over this dirty drink. (I know you want too)
You can replace Mountain Dew: code red with Red Monster energy drink, but be-warned that some Cherry ice cream(s) can cause your drink to explode. If you want to perfect this drink, the only thing you need to do is add the cherry on top.

Danger level: 9/10
Awesomeness level: 9/10

*please drink responsibly*

Red Shell (energy drink mix 9)

    This is a mix that you can drink anytime and anywhere you want. As long you don't jug over six of them at once, you should be good. I made this drink while playing Mortal Kombat with some friends, and somehow while my friend was kicking my ass. A idea hit me that was so perfect for the moment, I literally dropped my controller and made this drink. I feel that this mixture is perfect for enjoying a nice competitive game with friends. Simply because you can make as much as you want and drink as much as you want and still feel OK. Besides that, the Red Shell is quite tasty and cheap, which makes it on the top 10 on my energy drink mix. 

What you will need to make a 1 liter:

• 1 bottle of Mio energy black cherry
• 1 can of cherry coke
• 1 bottle of Nuero-sleep
• 2 packets Kool-aid (or anything similar)
• 1 Red Monster energy drink
• Optional: Mountain Dew: code red

How to make: This should be easy to figure out. First pour in both packets of Kool-aid into the 1 liter container, then squirt as much as you want of  Mio energy black cherry, and next you pour in the entire can of Red Monster energy drink. Once you've added the Red Monster energy drink start streaming in the entire can of cherry coke. Once that's done, top of it with as much Nuero-sleep as possible. If you have a lot of room left add more cherry coke to it or Mountain Dew: code red. 

Danger level: 5/10
awesomeness level: 8/10

*please drink responsibly*