Nerd juice (energy drink 13)

Nerd Juice

         Due to recent recent events, I am numbing my energy drink mixes from now on...at least for the next two weeks. I am doing this because...well, I simply don't want to die. You see, before I even release these mixes onto the web I test them to get the best results. Since my last drink almost gave me a heart attack I decided to make something less lethal for my heart. So after some Googling , I created a recipe that is easy on the wallet, and on the heart.  I call it (in case you haven't read the title of this post) Nerd juice. This is a wonderful drink to share with friends and do nerdy stuff. So without further ado, let's make a drink.

Recipe for 1 liter bottle :  

• 1 small pack of Willy Wonka Nerds (crushed)
• 1 or 2 small pack of Pop rocks (your favorite flavor)
• 1 packet of  Sour punch straws (large)
• 1 small packet War heads (favorite flavor)
• 2 20 fl oz  of Jolly rancher Sodas (favorite flavor) 
• 2  20 fl oz of bottles of Mountain dew (green) or 7up (lemon/lime)
• Optional: 1 Amp energy drink (green)

How to make:

  

   This drink couldn't be any simpler. All you have to do is pour all of  the Willy Wonka Nerds, Pop rocks, and  War heads into the empty liter bottle. Afterwards, pour the Jolly rancher sodas in, and gently follow it up with the 2 bottles of Mountain dew (or 7up). If you want Amp energy drink ( green) in your drink, I recommend you pour it in before the sodas. Once your done, close the 1 liter bottle with it's own cap and shake the bottle...gently. From here you can go two routes, you can put the Nerd juice in the fridge and wait 2 hours or more, or you can stick the energy drink mix in the freezer for 45 minutes. Both produce somewhat different flavors. Both of which I will let you experiment on and find out. Once you are done with the refrigerator method or freezer gently shake the bottle once more. Than pour it into what-ever type of glass you want.  After that is complete, grab 1 Sour Punch straw and use it as a...well a straw. If the beverage refuses to come out there are some methods to open up the Sour punch straw. 

Method 1: Use a smaller straw-like object and push it through the straw, making it open up more.

Method 2: Make a slit on the bottom part of the Sour punch Straw to make a bigger opening.

Method 3: Supposedly you can Stick these in a oven at 200 degrees for 10 minutes and they will inflate, I have no idea if it does since the first method worked for me; however, the internet decrees method 3 works so...take that advice with caution.  Once you have opened up your straw, just sit down and relax.

Danger level: 6/10

Awesomeness level:  7.5/10

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*please drink responsibly* 

*author's note: All of my drinks are meant for parties, something to drink with your friends, etc. It is not a health supplement.

Blackout (energy drink mix 12)

Blackout

    I have no idea why, but lately I am have been making a lot of dangerous energy drink mixes. This latest one is so powerful; it somehow convinced me I could run at the highest incline on a treadmill,   and run at the top speed possible for it. During that time, I used that treadmill's heart rate monitor to see how I was doing. Both times the monitor said 159,and soon after I passed out.  I should have died last night from a heart attack last night. For this reason I urge you readers to be careful with this drink. If you are completely sure you want to try this drink, go ahead, I will not stop you. You have the right to choose how you live your life, but I still urge you to be careful. If you want to keep making this drink, keep reading this post.

Recipe for 1 large container: 

• 2 cans of Rockstar energy drink + punch (red)
• 6 squirts of Mio energy black cherry (red)
• 1 can of Original Amp energy drink (green/black)
• 1/2 can of Bang energy drink (lemonade/black) or some Cranberry juice
• 1 small bag of sour skittles
• Optional: a paramedic

How to make: 
 Open you large container and pour both cans of Rockstar energy drink + punch. Once that is done, kindly follow it up with a can of Original Amp energy drink . For best flavor, I recommend you pour half a bag of sour skittles in now. Now when your done with that, squirt Mio energy black cherry 6 times into your large container. Top it off with at least 1/2 can of Bang energy drink, and close the container. If you cannot find Bang energy drink, simply replace it for Cranberry juice. Finally, shake it up a bit and wait for the energy drink mix to settle. Serve your Blackout energy drink mix over some ice or stick it in the fridge for later. (max. durability for drink is at most 3 days).

Danger level: 11/10 (The sugar is just off the charts)
Awesomeness level: 9.5/10

*Please drink responsibly...I beg you*  

Concussion Grenade (energy drink mix 11)

                                Concussion Grenade

   I was told I was a fool to make something like this. To make a drink so potent, that I nearly collapsed on the first glass. The  original Concussion Grenade was super-powerful so I decided to dumb it down a bit to make the same wonderful drink with just a little less punch. I might post the original recipe later in my blog, but for now this will have to do. Now before I continue...most of my previous drinks have been relatively in-expensive. This version of the Concussion Grenade is slightly different. This drink's average price total is about $16 on a good day; However, this is about half the price of the original ( which is another reason why I might post it later). Not to mention the energy drink mix, while delicious, packs a punch. So use caution when drinking.

Recipe: 

• A resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink (Blue).
• 1/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink (green)
• 1/4 of a small bottle of POM pomegranate juice (purple-ish)
• 1 can of diet coke-cola (grey)
• 1 bag of lifesavers or skittles (taste the rainbow)
• 1 roll of duck-tape (no, I am not kidding)

How to make it:

  Making this drink requires patience and duck-tape. Why duck-tape...to preserve the energy drink mix and to prevent it from possibly exploding, or at least for your sake I hope it  doesn't implode in on itself. Now there is only a 90% it won't happen with this version of the Concussion Grenade, but there is a small chance so be careful. The first step is to open the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink, and get rid of about 1/2 of the drink ( do not lose cap). Than open the small bottle of POM pomegranate juice and pour about 1/4 into the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink. Next follow it up with 1/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink; just be careful when your pouring the amp into the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink. The reason is simple; this is the beginning of the where the monster might explode so be ready to close the drink as soon a possible or hover it over a sink. When the 1/4 can of Boost original Amp energy drink is finished pouring into the resealable can of  12 fl.oz of Absolute zero monster energy drink, tap the can off with as much diet coke-cola as possible. Now I know what your thinking, " Diet soda! You monster!".    I did to 1. Preserves the longevity of the drink, 2. makes the noxious gas more tolerable.  Seal the can up with the cap and duct-tape. Let the Concussion Grenade sit in the refrigerator for at least 12 hours. When you are ready, grab your glass you wish to hold your beverage in and place a lifesavers, or a handful of skittles into the glass. Once that task is complete, grab the Concussion Grenade from the fridge and pour it into your glass. Finally, wait a few minutes and drink the Concussion Grenade for quite the bang!

Danger level: 8.5/10

awesomeness level: 10/10

*please drink responsibly.