Friday, December 21, 2012

Doomsday (energy drink mix 10)

  OH NO! It's  the End of the world December 21 2012. We are all going to die...or something like that. Well, if we're going to "die" let's go out with a bang. What kind of bang  you ask? A energy drink mix bang! I really mean it this time too, because I rolled up my sleeves, wore a bib , and drank like I never have before. Eventually I made a drink that I simply found outstanding, so irresistible, I figure it has to be one of the best ways for someone to go out.

What you need for 1 large glass:

  • 1/2 gallon of Cherry ice cream 
  • 1 bottle of Mio black cherry
  • 1 bottle of Nuero-passion
  • 1 shot of rip-it: red zone energy drink
  • 1 can of Mountain Dew: code red
  • 1 packet of Smarties
  • 1 bottle of chocolate sauce
  • whipped cream
  • Optional: 1 can of Red Monster energy drink
  • Optional: A cherry

How to make: OK, making this drink is a bit of a dozy, so you might want to pay close attention to this. I would recommend you start by crushing up your entire packet of smarties into dust, and quickly pour into your large glass before if blows away. Next you will need to pour in all of rip-it: red zone energy drink and then add as much Mio black cherry as you like. The reason why is because if you add the Mio black cherry first the crushed Smarties will form clumps, and possibly crystallize. Anyway, follow up the energy drink by pouring as much Mountain Dew: code red, and bottle of Nuero-passion. Once the glass begins to reach its peak add one or two scoops of Cherry ice cream. Finally finish it off by placing whipped cream on top of the Cherry ice cream, and pour chocolate sauce all over this dirty drink. (I know you want too)
You can replace Mountain Dew: code red with Red Monster energy drink, but be-warned that some Cherry ice cream(s) can cause your drink to explode. If you want to perfect this drink, the only thing you need to do is add the cherry on top.

Danger level: 9/10
Awesomeness level: 9/10

*please drink responsibly*

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Red Shell (energy drink mix 9)

    This is a mix that you can drink anytime and anywhere you want. As long you don't jug over six of them at once, you should be good. I made this drink while playing Mortal Kombat with some friends, and somehow while my friend was kicking my ass. A idea hit me that was so perfect for the moment, I literally dropped my controller and made this drink. I feel that this mixture is perfect for enjoying a nice competitive game with friends. Simply because you can make as much as you want and drink as much as you want and still feel OK. Besides that, the Red Shell is quite tasty and cheap, which makes it on the top 10 on my energy drink mix. 

What you will need to make a 1 liter:

  • 1 bottle of Mio energy black cherry
  • 1 can of cherry coke
  • 1 bottle of Nuero-sleep
  • 2 packets Kool-aid (or anything similar)
  • 1 Red Monster energy drink
  • Optional: Mountain Dew: code red


How to make: This should be easy to figure out. First pour in both packets of Kool-aid into the 1 liter container, then squirt as much as you want of  Mio energy black cherry, and next you pour in the entire can of Red Monster energy drink. Once you've added the Red Monster energy drink start streaming in the entire can of cherry coke. Once that's done, top of it with as much Nuero-sleep as possible. If you have a lot of room left add more cherry coke to it or Mountain Dew: code red. 

Danger level: 5/10
awesomeness level: 8/10

*please drink responsibly* 

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

New year cheer (energy drink mix 8)

   I thought I would end/start the year of 2012-2013 by making a celebratory drink for everyone. After all what better way than to celebrate the New Year's with a Xbox 360/PS3 controller in your hand, your friends by your side cursing your name, and a nice cold glass of New Year Cheer. 


What you need per large glass:
  • 1 stick of pirouette cookies
  • spray  whip cream
  • 1/3 Red Monster energy drink
  • 1/3 Green Amp energy drink
  • 1/3 White Rockstar energy drink
  • 1 shot of 5 hour energy drink


How to make: This is a bit complicated so make sure you pay close attention here.
First crush up a stick of pirouette cookies and pour them into a separate container, also pour 1 shot of 5 hour energy drink into that same separate container. Mix it around for a bit and come back to it after your done making everything else. Now take out your cold Red Monster energy drink, Green Amp energy drink,
White Rockstar energy drink, and pour 1/3 of each into the glass. Once the energy drink mixture of Red Monster energy drink, Green Amp energy drink, and White Rockstar energy drink; Begin spraying as  much whipped cream as you want. It is preferable to spray it in a up-ward spiral. Finally get the separate container filled with the crushed 1 stick of pirouette cookies and 1 shot of 5 hour energy drink, and gently pour it on top of the whipped cream. At last you can enjoy your finished product.

Danger level: 9/10
Awesomeness level: 9/10

*please drink responsibly*

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Green shell (energy drink mix 7)

      Ever since I was a child, I have been a big fan of Mario games.. My favorite Mario game has to be  Super Mario bros. world for the SNES. I know its a old game, but its just a really good game;Though, I am getting a bit off topic. Due to the Wii-U coming out with a new super mario game I decided to get my nostalgia on by making this energy drink mix. 

What you need: 

  • A liter container
  • 1 Nuero-Sun
  • 1 Nuero-Sleep
  • 1 can of Mountan-dew
  • 1 1/2 cans of Green monster energy drink or Green Rockstar energy drink
  • 1 quart of Orange Juice
  • A Banana 
  • Optional: Green food coloring.


How to make:
   First grab your banana (the fruit), peel the banana,and cut the loose skin off. Otherwise your drink will be very difficult to drink without choking. After you cut-off the loose skin, cut the banana into small thin disks, and place them into your bottle. Fill 2/5 of the container with orange juice, then add a touch of Nuero-Sun and Nuero-Sleep, quickly add the can of mountain dew, and gently top of the cainter with as much Green monster energy drink or Green Rockstar energy drink as possible. Let it sit in the fridge for a hour, and your relaxing beverage will be ready.

Danger level: 6/10
Awesomeness level: 6/10

*please drink responsibly*

Friday, December 7, 2012

Holiday Cheers (energy drink mix 6)

  This is for the Holiday folk who want a energy drink mix made for the holidays. This is a great dessert or a drink to go with a late meal of the day.

What you need

  • Vanilla Ice cream
  • Green Monster Energy drink
  • White Amp energy drink
  • Red bull
  • Whip cream
  • Optional: Chocolate syrup 
How to make

 Fill up your Holiday Cheer by filling your glass a third of each: Green Monster energy drink mix, White Amp energy drink, and red bull.  Once that is done, gently place a scoop of Vanilla ice cream, and top it off with Whip cream. If your adding Chocolate syrup, lightly layer the whip-cream with it. Now just get a spoon and enjoy. 

Danger level: 8/10
Awesomeness level: 7/10

*please drink responsibly*


Goomba/ Black Goomba (energy mix 5)

   A Goomba is a pretty relaxing sunday drink, especially if your around friends; However, the Black Goomba is a very disgusting drink, I would only make if I was going to punishment game or to drink my friends.The Black Goomba is god awful and should only be made for pure evilness. I only included it because I had some fans asking if I had made any punishment drinks. Well, here is punishment drink one.



What you need:
  • Neuro-Sun 
  • black coffee (only for black goomba) 
  • any kind of energy drink, I prefer Rockstar energy drinks for this. 
  • orange juice 
  • Coke~cola 
  • Mountain Dew 
  • Nuero-gasm


How to make:


   I would recommend adding the items into your glass in this order: 1/8 Neuro sun, 1/8 Nuero-Gasm, 1/8 Orange juice,  1/8 Coke~cola, 1/8 Mountain Dew, 3/8 of your favorite energy drink. For Black Goomba, follow the same order until your reach your favorite energy drink. Instead of 3/8, reduce it to 2/8, and top it off with black coffee (hot or cold).

Goomba:

Danger level: 3/10
Awesomeness level: 6/10


Black Goomba:
Danger level: 4/10
Awesomeness level: 3/10


*please drink responsibly*




Baneling acid w/ Baneling hooks (mix 4)


   This is in honor of all the Starcraft 2 fans out there. This drink is absolutely fantastic, but the same time very harmful for you. I will warn you now to be careful drinking this beverage because this can and will burn your throat. This drink is very 'acidy', There is in fact so much high acid that I found out it can warp plastic cups, or worse. Now if you don't mind a little burning than go ahead and make yourself some Baneling acid.

What you need:

  • 5 Lollipops per drink (this is especially the "hooks")
  • Green monster energy drink (must be green)
  • Green amp energy drink (must also be green)
  • Yellow speed energy drink
  • Shot glass or similar. (must not be plastic)


How to make:
 
    First remove the stems of the lollipops and unwrap them. From them there gently place them into your non-plastic cup. From there pour in 1/4 Green monster energy drink , 2/4 of Green amp energy drink , and top it of with Yellow speed energy drink. If done correctly, and in this order you should see smoke of some kind leaving your glass. Wait 5-10 minutes and your drink should be ready.

Danger level: 8.5/10
Awesomeness level: 9/10

*please drink responsibly*

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Monster Bomb (energy drink 3)

   In truth, I got bored a couple of nights ago and decided to experiment. It just so happen that day, Monster and 5-hour energy drinks were on sale at buy 1 get one free. So...3 hours later I made my 3rd best creation of all time.

What you need:

  • Any kind of Monster energy drink
  • any flavor of 5 hour energy drink
  • 1 tall shot glass
  • 1 short shot glass


How to make: Fill 3/4 of your tall shot glass with your favorite kind of  Monster energy drink, next pour as much 5-hour energy drink into your short shot glass. Finally, drop the short shot glass, that is filled with 5-hour energy, into the tall shot glass filled with the Monster energy drink. It done correctly, a sudden cloud will form in your drink signifying that your drink mix is ready immediately. Enjoy!

Danger level: 7/10 (because its very addicting)
Awesomeness level: 8/10

*please drink responsibly* 

Peacekeeper (energy mix 2)


  This is something I made long ago, it's a nice chaser drink mix. This is great for relaxing with friends and similar activities. Do not try to do anything but sit, because if you won't be standing for long.

What you need:


  • Cherry coke
  • Smarties (hard-candy)
  • Green monster energy drink mixes or Red monster drink 
  • Optional: Yellow speed energy drink

How to make: First crush up the smarties and power the powder into your glass(es). Next gently pour a can of Green monster energy drink mixes or Red monster drink, fill the glass(es) until its half-full. Then quickly pour in the cherry coke until the glass(es) are full. Wait 5 minutes and your drink is ready. If you decide to add Yellow speed energy drink, you fill the glass instead 1/4 of it. Proceed to follow it up with 2/4 of  Green monster energy drink mixes or Red monster drink, and than finish it with cherry coke. 

Danger level: 6/10
Awesomeness level: 7/10

*drink responsibly*



Absolutely Hawaii (energy mix 1)

   We've all tried to make that blue monster energy drink (absolute zero) taste great. We've added more sugar to it, mixed with other monsters, poured acid into it. Nothing seem to work for any of us, until one day Steve and I discovered something absolutely amazing! We mixed polar blast Hawaiian punch & monster. The results...FANTASTIC!



What you need:
  • Polar blast Hawaiian punch 
  • Absolute zero monster energy drink
  • Optional: Willy Wonka Nerds (the candy)


How to make: 

 Just simply pour in the monster first, than follow it with the blue Hawaiian punch. Let's it sit for 5 mins. and enjoy. If you are adding the Nerds  to the beverage, you add them in whole first. You can crush them, but my experiences have proven that it can be explosive by doing so. 


and that's it. I hope you enjoy.


Danger level: 4/10

Awesomeness level: 5/10

Authors warning: I would recommend only making 4 of these. Also, remember to drink responsibly.



The blog bio.

  We all want to party and make our own energy drink mixes. Sadly, not a lot people know the possibilities of mixing some.  On  this blog, I will showcase all my energy drink mixes to everyone who wants something different. Each energy drink will have a danger number next to it, the closer to 10 it gets, the more dangerous it is. There also be a awesomeness level; showcasing how good it is in my own opinion.  When you try one of the mixes from this site, you are responsible for your own safety.If you have any suggestions or energy drink mixes, go ahead and leave a comment below. If you want to see some of the drinks I have made in action, go check out my YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/TheSGUK/featured and check out our "drunken adventures" series with me and Steve.