The Baron Nashor buff from LOL (energy drink mix 15)

   The Baron Nashor buff from LOL

    This is a funny story...You see, I was planning to make the Ancient Golem blue buff from League of Legends for the next energy drink mix, but there was just one tiny little problem. The local store ran out of most of the material. Refusing to back away and try again I relished to attempt to make the energy drink mix with different materials. The energy drink mix I made was not even close to what I was hoping for...it was even better! The only problem is that I couldn't name it the Ancient Golem buff from LOL because the drink turned a natural royal purple color. So without question I brought my good buddy Steve over to test it with me, after a quick shot he stared at me with shock in his eyes and proclaimed, "This drink shall be called the Baron Nashor Buff!", and that is how this amazing drink came into existence. 

What you need for 1 liter: 

• 2 8oz cans Blue edition red bull energy
•  2  or 3 cans 16oz can Blue zero carb rock star energy drink
• 1 can 16oz of absolute zero monster energy
• 1 16 slot ice cube tray  
• "kitty litter"( 1 small box of crushed nerd,  1 small roll of crushed smarties, and 2 teaspoons of  sugar)
• optional: blue 5-gum peppermint
• optional: blue assorted food coloring (if you want it to turn more purple-ish)

Cost: around $20 for one liter. 

How to make: Ok this could get confusing so I am simply ganna list what you should do.

     1.Grab the materials for the "kitty litter" and crush them into a fine powder. The easiest way is: to empty it all in a food storage bag,  get a rolling pin, and roll it back in forth into you get a nice powder. 

     

     2. Place a pinch-full of "kitty litter" into each slot of the ice cube tray.

     3. Then pour some 16oz of absolute zero monster energy into each slot of the ice cube tray. If you have        

      some 16oz of absolute zero monster energy left over either pour it in another ice cube tray or pour it into

      the 1 liter container that you are using. 

    4. Place the ice cube tray into the freezer and wait at least 6 hours.

    5. Meanwhile, pour 2-3 cans 16oz can Blue zero carb rock star energy drink into your 1 liter pitcher, and than pour the 2 cans of 8oz  Blue edition red bull energy. Then stir the energy drink mix.

    6. If the color is not satisfactory add some blue assorted food coloring and stir until your satisfied. 

    
   7. Place the energy drink mix into your fridge and leave it there until the ice is done. 

    8. When everything is ready, take out the frozen monster drink from the freezer and put at most two of     

     those ice cubes into a recommended  8oz glass.

   

    9.  Take out the energy drink mix from the fridge and pour it into the recommended  8oz glass.

   10. If you have blue 5-gum peppermint begin chewing it for at least 5 secs. and don't spit it out

         until it loses flavor.        

   11. Drink (if your chewing blue 5-gum peppermint drink while chewing it for a cool feeling).

Awesomeness level: OP/10 (9 out of 10)

Danger level: 8.5/10

*Please drink responsibly* 

*authors note: I added a cost list in order for people to be more efficient with their own money. 

    

The Elder Lizard from League of legends (energy drink mix 14)

  

The Elder Lizard (red buff)

     So everyone knows about the extremely popular game called League of Legends from Riot Games. For a very long time, I have been wondering how to make a good energy drink mix for all the buffs in LOL. The red buff consists of fire and when you hurt someone you can light it on fire. So after much consideration, I decided to stay true to the buff's details and create a "spicy" drink. My other goal was to make it cheap as possible for you guys and me. Now I should warn you now that this mix will hurt, it is designed to burn you from the inside. I personally recommend this as a punishment, then a reward. You have been warned. 

Ingredients for one glass: 

1. At least 2 teaspoons of Cinnamon 
2. 1/2 a can of diet root beer 
3. fill up the rest with Bing energy drink (cherry)

Directions: Lets get dangerous! First pour as much Cinnamon as you desire into your glass, but it must be at least 2 teaspoons or you will not feel the burn. Next fill the glass at least halfway with diet root beer, get a spoon, and gently stir the mix together. Once your done, fill it to the top with Cherry Bing Energy Drink, and stir again. This is to ensure you will feel a burn at some point when drinking this. When the drink is complete sit down with a friend and play some League of legends while drinking some searing Elder Lizard.

Danger level: Ignite/10 (Aki: 8/10)

Awesomeness level: 5/10

*Please drink responsibly*

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Authors note: Sorry, I haven't been making energy drink mixes for a long time. I had to quickly focus on my college studies or else I would have flunked college.